tibets:

here is a cat that was thrown in burger king

(Source: sighsomemore, via ashwaffle)

The only “bad” thing about weed is that its illegal.

(Source: officialhighhumor, via karina-que-blanca)

heyursula:

i would die

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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